The loneliest blog on the internet.

I always believed if you are going to do something do it well! When I decided to write a blog I hoped for about 2.6 million followers waiting on pins and needles for the next ramblings to spurt forth from my troubled mind. Now as I realize that I am about the only one to read my blog, seriously, I believe I have a -4 in the follower column statistic I have come to embrace the fact that I have the worst blog on the entire internet!

That has to be worth something, if you think about it there are at least seventy kajillion users of the worldwide net, amazingly thats the same number that President Obama wants to spend in U.S. dollars in the next budget, but with that many people on the net and who knows for sure how many have had or currently do have blogs right now that means I am the best at being the worst blogger in the entire world.

Taken at face value this may not seem like much of an accomplishment, but in these days of less than stellar accomplishments being awarded,  I should get a four foot tall solid platinum gold plated trophy encrusted with precious gemstones. I mean if the loser baseball team gets a participation trophy for just losing, being the worst in the whole world is a rare and commendable feat only reachable by one person, and that person is me.

So eat your heart out all you entrepreneurs and sports figures who have reached the pinnacle of your chosen endeavors through hard work and dedication, hell I am the worst in the whole world and I only blog about once a month and put no real thought into what I am going to write until I set in front of the old puter and bring up this site. Hows that for talent, makes you wish you set back and took it easy, suckers.

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